There will be some umpires that look like they have no idea what's going on in their lives and you're surprised that they managed to get dressed that morning. This thought is discarded when you see that their skirt is on back to front. You play your normal game and they seem to pull you up for everything (that you know you're not doing) and they conveniently missed the time your GK elbowed you in the shoulder before you made your shot. You are a strong, independent woman and you remain professional for your love of the game, but if they continue to do it you will transform in the Hulk.
