24 Problems Only People From Cheshire Will Understand

9. Accidentally Inconveniencing Multiple Footballers While Popping Into Waitrose For Milk

You€™ve not really experienced Cheshire life until you€™ve dropped your Yakults all over James Milner€™s brand new velvet slip-on loafers and had Chris Smalling offer some constructive criticism of your parallel parking.
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Holding midfielder; can get forward. Decent engine.