24 Problems Only People From Cheshire Will Understand

24. Thinking You Were Terribly Sophisticated Because You Went To Chester Races

If you were a boy, you were probably wearing Oakley sunglasses and your school shoes at the time. Oh look! Michael Owen's eating a sausage roll by the paddock. Regardless, all you did was get battered on expensive lager or Prosecco while haemorrhaging cash.