24 Problems Only People From Cheshire Will Understand

18. Failing In Your Attempt To Befriend Nouveau Riche Types And Going To Birthday Parties In Village Halls Instead

What are you meant to do when you€™re not old enough for the pub, but too old for Preston Brook/the Wheatsheaf? Book a village hall, get a bottle of Aftershock in, and binge-drink until your parents arrived to take you home. Occasionally, there were sausage rolls. More often, there were tearful revelations in the car park between people who thought they were in The OC.
In this post: 
Cheshire
 
Posted On: 
Contributor
Contributor

Holding midfielder; can get forward. Decent engine.