24 Problems Only People From Newton Aycliffe Will Understand

2. You've Been Waiting For A Wetherspoon's Since Forever

Wetherspoon's may not be the greatest chain of bars in the United Kingdom (it's far from it), but it would seriously improve the nightlife in a town like Newton Aycliffe (which is actually quite sad, when you think about it) and the town has been promised one for years. Rumours of the chain having already chosen a premises have been doing the rounds for ages, but there's still no sign of one appearing. Stop lying to Newton Aycliffe, Wetherspoon's!