Food. It's the best thing in your life and it beats any man or woman that you've ever been with and when they say nothing is stronger than a mother's love, you question that. Eating brings you the most pleasure from life and it's the first thing that you think of when you wake up, and the last thing before you go to sleep at night. You are in your element at an all you can eat buffet and you like to get your money's worth, so you always tell your friends to expect to in there for at least three hours per sitting. You're hated by the owners but hey, what can they do? It says all you can eat and you're nowhere near done for the day. As much as you're never satisfied, walking home isn't an option. It's only been a good day until you waddle home with your zipper undone because having it up is just too painful.
24. You Believe That Your Fridge Is Magical
There's some part of you deep down that believes that your fridge has magical powers. These powers consist of making food appear out of thin air during times when you have no money. You're in the house and you're hungry which is a very standard thing for you; you go into the kitchen and open the fridge door and alas, there's some condiments, juice and a block of cheese. You close the door and take a wonder to your bedroom. You sit there and think about it and believe that within that five minute period, something has changed. There must be food in this house. You go back to the fridge and open the door again and you can't understand why it's the same bloody condiments, juice and cheese just sitting there. The same magical belief is also applied to cupboards.
