9. Watching Other People Eat Is Soul Destroying
Especially if you're at a restaurant and you see everyone else getting served before you do. However, you could just be walking down the street and someone walking towards you is nibbling on a burger. Your belly starts to rumble and it gets louder and louder as they get closer and closer and before you know it, you've participated in a food mugging and you have your own slot on the 6 o'clock news. Just take the feeling of your soul destroying until you can get home over the jail sentence.