7. Fancy Restaurants Aren't Your Thing
Fancy restaurants are a nice treat every now and again, especially if it's a special occasion or a celebration of getting one year closer to death. Whatever the reason, it always seems like a good idea when you're getting dressed and putting on your lovely, fancy clothes. However, this all changes as soon as you see the menu and the price list. Everything is so expensive and look at those teeny tiny portions; you're still hungry even when you're eating. You leave hungrier than you were when you came in, you're raging at the fact that they don't 'do' chips and your bank balance is a lot lighter than you'd like it to be. Perfect...