5. You Always Think About Food
Constantly to the point where you think about food when you're eating, in the shower, at a meeting and even during sexy time. When you were a teenager you thought that there was something wrong with you because whilst everyone else was thinking about boys, girls and getting drunk, you were preoccupied with the thought of cupcakes, pizza and having Sunday dinners on a Thursday afternoon. Now that everyone is single again, their hearts are broken and you haven't missed out on anything because food is the one thing in your life that is always there for you no matter what. Boyfriends are never that consistent.