2. You Really Don't Share Food
You are Joey. You are a really nice person in general and you will do anything for your best friends; you're happy to buy them food and make them up a bag of goodies for when they are ill, but when they order a salad and start taking chips off your plate then you're happy for that red mist to descend and completely annihilate them and their actions. If you are one of these people, then bugger off and get your own chips. You didn't want any so stop stealing everyone else's goodness on a plate.