16. First Dates Are A Nightmare
If you go for dinner, you have to pretend that you have table manners and that you're basically a civilised human being when eating. Who are you trying to kid? You plan your outfit around dark colours, so food that you've slopped down yourself won't show up as much and depending on how civilised you're feeling on the night, you order things that are easy to eat but not necessarily what you want to eat. Then if you go to the movies, do you order more food and if so, will they judge you if you go large? Either way, you'll still leave the night feeling a little peckish.