"Brawndo's got what plants crave"...."It's got electrolytes" ... Why youd want to buy Brawndo in a world where water fountains dispense Mountain Dew is anybodys guess, but then after tasting Mountain Dew, paying to drink Radioactive waste would no doubt be preferable. Anyway you're probably just buying Brawndo to feed your plants? In that case... As you were.
21. Sabor De Soledad Chips (30 Rock)
Or as it translates quite beautifully into English "The Taste Of Loneliness Chips". The cheese puffs variety should maybe be avoided though, particularly by women as they can lead to showing false positives in pregnancy tests, as Liz Lemon herself discovers. This is probably due to the product containing Bull semen, not the most literal translation of cheese flavour, but sufficient enough to pass consumer description standards .
20. Moobys (Dogma, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II)
The fictional children's character Mooby, who combines Barney the Dinosaur with the Golden Calf idol from the Bible was first introduced in Kevin Smith's Dogma in 1998, but its most prominent role to date in the View Askewniverse was in Clerks II, which is set in a McDonalds-like Mooby's Fast Food restaurant. Mooby is the Mickey Mouse/Ronald McDonald of his world and if your kids don't like the food they can always play in the Meat Grinder Play Area whilst you enjoy your Egga-Mooby Muffin.
19. Mr Fusion (Back To The Future)
The Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor is clear evidence that next year our world needs to do some serious catching up to the 2015 of the Back To The Future trilogy. However having said that there may also need to be some rapid developments on the flying car and holographic movie fronts for that to happen. Mr Fusion is the ideal product when your Iranian contacts haven't come through and you're stuck in a plutonium jam. Just throw in a banana skin, the dregs of a beer and any old household rubbish you can get your hands on and your flying DeLorean will be good to go.
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