24. They Stop You From Drunk Calling/Texting
When you're out dancing and drinking and having a good time, there comes a specific time in the night (normally after monstrous amounts of tequila) that it seems like a good idea to text or call your ex boyfriend. You know, just to see what they're up to. Of course, you actually don't care what they're up to, you just want to know if he's still doing that blonde girl with the big boobs. As if knowing that is somehow going to improve your day. Luckily, your superhero of a best friend knows exactly when this drama will unfold during the night and has already distracted you with a kebab and a piggy back ride home.