22. Nothing Is Off Limits
You know more about her sex life than her boyfriend does and whilst he probably thinks that's weird, that's just how you roll. You never leave out any detail of any story, which is why it usually takes you around six hours to give a proper account of what actually went down last night. During these six hours, you're bound to go to the toilet, get changed or start cooking food and you'll automatically follow each other around and continue talking. Oh, and you've probably seen her bum more than you've ever seen your own, and it doesn't even faze you anymore. Why would it?