While in your head you might still think you're 16 and the world is your oyster, it's time to face up to the fact that it's been seven years since you passed your A levels and bounced off into the big wide world (maybe longer, if you didn't take A levels). Crazy, right? You're currently closer in time to your ten year high school reunion date than your are to being back in the final English exam which caused you to almost have a mental breakdown. Soon you'll be greeting old friends in a disco hall somewhere, exchanging life stories, seeing who married who, laughing at pictures of each others children and exclaiming over who ended up in jail. Where have the days of wearing a blazer and cycling to school gone? As if it's been seven years.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
