32 Things Overheard At Durham University
6. Turning Up Late For That Exam You Didnt Revise For In Your Underwear Looks Trivial Now
"I had an awful dream last night. I ran out of Twinings and was forced to drink PG Tips instead."
5. No Words
Server: What's your name? Customer: Server: You're banned from this shop. Customer: Why? Server: Last time you were in here you got naked and tried to shag the fridge.
4. Pah, The Cannes Strip Is Much More Mental
"I was on a lads holiday to St Tropez..."
3. How To Scar Gary Lineker For Life
I was going to revise yesterday, but ended up wanking into an empty packet of crisps over a mating whale. I'd highly recommend it. Cheese and onion mate, all the way.