26. Thinking That Someone Is Talking To You Instead Of Their Bluetooth
You'll be walking along the street minding your own business when all of a sudden you hear "oh em gee just tell them to get out of the way, why are people so rude? Did she just say something to you?" You panic thinking you're about to get in a fight with a complete stranger for unconsciously being in their way and you're sort of excited for a punch up but as you turn around you see that they're looking straight ahead and are talking into a head piece. Just use your phone man.