34 Everyday Encounters That Will Always Be Excruciatingly Awkward

21. Bitching About Someone Who Hears You

You have just ranted your heart out to your best friend about that girl who you find absolutely intolerable because she ended up kissing your crush last night, despite the fact that you had made an effort to look good and even bathed, and she had no idea that you even liked him; but that is completely besides the point for she is the Devil. And she's just overheard everything that you've just said because you weren't exactly being subtle about it by pointing, shouting and glaring and now you're the b*tch.
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