34 Everyday Encounters That Will Always Be Excruciatingly Awkward

34. The Two Man Shuffle

Snape move

The two man Shuffle is not some crazy dance move that you would want to perform in the club as it makes everyone around you feel awkward. This is when two people cross paths but neither of them can decide which way to go in order to let the other person past, so both of you engage in some harmless shuffling from one side before you just go for it and take control of the situation. You go left and they go right. This problem could be eradicated if streets were issued with a "walk on the left hand side" policy.
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