5 Reasons Why Android Is Objectively Better Than iOS (For The Power User)
This is wrong, as you might have expected to read (suggested by the title of this article). Of course, every goon can say something like that without backing it up with a decent amount of arguments. It would tarnish our reputation to publish such a "gooney" article. Thus we're obligated to provide you, the reader, with a number of legitimate reasons as to why Android is a more capable platform than iOS is; for the tinkerer. Tinkerers and power users are a very specific bunch, and they like their software perfectly tweaked. This is not possible on Apple's ecosystem - simply because there are (and always will be) restraints that cannot be bypassed.
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