4. The Food
In particular The Full English. Brits abroad will not trust foreign food, we do not like immersing ourselves in the culture and we do not like ordering food we cant even pronounce. So we like to find solitude in the English café. However, what us Brits dont understand is even when were at home, we wouldnt eat a full English breakfast every day for a week, so why do we do it whilst were abroad? Makes no sense.