5 Ways To Tell You're Definitely Living With A Psychopath

1. You're Probably In Love With Them And Don't Believe Any Of Those Points

Love Actually 1 Gif Remember the episode of Dexter when he charmingly shares a box of deliciously glazed doughnuts around the whole office? He smoothly makes his way round every member of his team as they absorb every inch of his fake charisma, lovingly licking icing from their lips. In his head, he's better than all of them, all this pretend glibness to get what he wants. Now that - oh beautiful, definitely non-psychopathic reader - is the big bad boy of Robert Hare's Checklist, the final ear-piercing explosion of the psychotic firework; superficial charm. Mr or Mrs Psycho is probably someone you adore being around, the mate you'd invite to your party before thinking of anyone else, the lover who surprised you with a trip to Paris for no reason at all. Psychopathic charm is not at all brazen: it's slick, engaging and smoother than Jessica Alba's latte-covered butt. Their power to effortlessly manipulate is enchanting and you're probably in love with them, because they're superb listeners, oozing with confidence and ultimately, a hell of a lot of fun. Why can they do all this? They'll zone in on your insecurities, your vulnerabilities and dreams, and thrive on the power of being the best lover/partner you've ever had. So perhaps hold off on that wedding right now and have a little read up on the person sharing your toothbrush holder with? Disclaimer: What Culture can not be held responsible for any marital breakdowns/financial loss as a result of this article. Delve deeper into the madness industry and discover potential psychos in your life in 'The Psychopath Test' by Jon Ronson. Available here.
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