6. That Every Day Is A Wealth of Opportunity

Allow me to clarify; every day is a wealth of opportunity, for everyone everywhere, to some degree anyway, unless youre Julian Assange. That being said, aside from when you graduate to a Masters degree and actually start taking the majority of what's on offer seriously, the undergrad years are spent darting between the Student Union and the library. Oh but don't think any work gets done in the latter, at least not during daylight hours. Instead in one of the many ways University is just like High School, a particular room's allure is built around it's inclusion of the 'good vending machines'. You know the ones I mean. Whilst you could take advantage of a campus with a Wifi-enabled soul so thoroughly permeating every corridor and recess to the extent that Descartes would be proud (now
there's a reference!), instead the vast majority enact pretty much the opposite, lending one book from the library on a semi-annual-basis before glancing at it on a monthly basis and returning it with one page scanned out that will inevitably get lost under the bed anyway.