4. He Danced With The Stars
Bill knows what the people want. The people want to see him perform impossibly difficult, choreographed dance routines while dressed in absurd costumes and they want to see him do all of this with a hot blonde named, Tyne. Well, Bill did just that on Dancing With The Stars and produced some of the greatest screenshots to ever come out of that show as a result. He also managed to tear eighty percent of his quadricep during one performance and still danced another week. Thats some chutzpah, man. As your best friend, Bill will go the extra mile for you. He will break a femur and still make it to your birthday party. True commitment.