1. Confessions
The most kick ass part about the end of the world will be everyone's confessions. No one wants to die with something they haven't gotten off of their chests yet. What do you do when it's the end of the world and your husband or wife tells you they have a child with someone else on the other side of the world? Or your landlord tells you that he's been sneaking into your apartment and wearing your panties while you're out? You can't be mad. You can only accept. And when you realize how easy it is to accept and forgive, you'll wonder why you spent your life so hung up on grudges. All of the grudges you had been holding on to will immediately disappear and you'll spend the last few moments of your life in a sort of lucid clarity. You will feel completely detoxified. Confessions shouldn't ever have to wait for the end of the world to come out. No, this is not me trying to teach you a lesson about your lives. I could care less if you're the one that never holds back or the one that swallows the truth with your morning vitamins. It's your life. Just know, at the end of the world, you won't have much of a life left. If you die with a secret, no one will care. If you die with no secrets, you will die happy. Which is pretty kick ass.