6 Shameless Celebrities On Santa's Naughty List For 2013

6. Lindsay Lohan

No surprise here then. Assaults, driving under the influence, drug possession €“ The Canyons actress is better known for her messy lifestyle and brushes with the law than she is for her work these days. If the Mean Girls star's life was actually in film, it'd a mixture of Groundhog Day and various courtroom dramas. If you've been following Lohan's antics solely through her own social media this month, you'll see there's nothing but sweet tweets, charity work...and an array of topless selfies on Instagram. This year though, she's faced a list of less-than-angelic charges: reckless driving, lying to the police and obstructing justice. With nearly 250 days spent in rehab during her lifetime, eight arrests, and 560 hours of community service, she hasn't really had time to sit on Santa's lap. In fact she'd probably fall off. The shining influence on the law-abiding Lindsay is evidently her mother, Dina Lohan, who was also referred to a community service programme last month for driving (and speeding) after boozing. She has reportedly written a tell-all book spilling everything about the family's lives. Linday's father, Michael Lohan, has demanded to read the memoir before he agrees for it to be published. Since he and Dina have a gag order from court, they are forbidden to discuss each other regardless. This all obviously means we'll never get to read it, just IMAGINE the scandal festering in those pages! If it DOES miraculously get put out there for the world to see, we know who's gonna be on this list another year running...
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