1. Justin Bieber
Excuse me while I take a sharp intake of breath. Bieber, biggest brat on the planet, has been asked to clean up graffiti left on a hotel wall in Australia this week. Yes, public defacing of a building is really naughty and all that, but I think the worst thing about this whole hullaballoo is the fact his graffiti is CR*P. This, however, isn't the reason Bieber wins the most downright obnoxious celebrity award of 2013. The once squeaky clean pop heart-throb was seen allegedly SPITTING on his adoring fans from a balcony this year. He outraged even more fans when he turned up two hours late onstage in London. Ironically, he was pictured sporting not one but TWO Rolex watches earlier that week, so he didn't really have an excuse. Oh and guess what? Justin Bieber doesn't have to use a public toilet like a REAL human. God forbid. Justin just whips his bits out and wees in a mop bucket when leaving a nightclub. A video emerged with the singer releasing his bladder into a janitor's bucket as his friend's comment: 'We swagger man, that's the coolest spot to piss. You'll remember that forever'. That's right, Justin hangs around with people who think peeing in a bucket gives you "swagger". If I haven't riled you enough with this pop star's downright stupid ways: Justin's cherry on the cake, the insanely DUMB cherry on a spoilt brat's cake, was this message he left in a guestbook at the Anne Frank Museum in April:
"Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."
You know, reflecting upon the girl, symbolic of Jewish suffering during World War II, and Bieber turns the inspiring moment into SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. Please don't give this child anything this year Santa. Hell, he doesn't even deserve any roast spuds on his Christmas lunch. Go stand in the corner, Justin.