7 'Cures' For Baldness You Won't Believe
1. Bull Semen
Many of these treatments may seem like a load of old bull. This one literally is.
If draining the delicates of an unsuspecting heifer hasn't done the trick, why not try troubling the testicles of its male counterpart? After all, they're legendarily easy-going. Just be sure not to wear red gloves (but please do remember to wear some gloves.)
One good answer to the above question is that pleasuring a mancow probably won't do anything for your departing parting. Though bull milk is absolutely packed with protein, it's far too dense to be of any particular use in exciting keratin production. It'd need to undergo hydrolysis to be of any use, and given the ordeal obtaining it, perhaps it's just not worth the effort.
It really makes you wonder: is there any point in wanking off a bull? Besides fun, obviously.