8. Getting Your Socks Wet Before You've Left The House
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRjYwRwp9jM This one absolutely should never happen, it is completely avoidable. There's no excuse really; what are you doing going back into the bathroom with your socks on you nutter! That's no place for soft perishable cotton. Unfortunately for us there is usually nobody there to forewarn us like I just pretended to do there to someone. Getting your socks wet is devastating; I think the reason it is so devastating is that it is a silent killer. Water, the tricky bastard, is clear, almost invisible to the naked eye. Well standing water is anyway. Not the sea, you definitely notice that. Therefore when it happens, it does so with a full mortifying shock wave that hits your entire body. Furthermore, you have to go back to the sock drawer and re-sheath you foot or feet, depending on the damage. Sometimes you might find yourself re-entering a bathroom aware of the threat of water on the floor; a danger man. If you are in this category, it's time to cut it out. I used to be one of these people, it's simply not worth the risk! You lose more than you win.
Carl
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Former film student who once wrote a Sci-Fi script that will never see the light of day. Because If you read it, you would kill yourself, knowing that you'll never read a script as good as it ever again...I think that's why my tutor killed himself after he read it anyway.
@carlbennett88 only if you want to
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