4. Google Doesn't Immediately Know What You Were Searching For
Here's an example of something you might throw at Google: "neaserbye chhessspp tie resataroiutns" "Did you mean Tie Shop?" No you stupid idiot. I meant "Nearby Thai Reseraonnt". Did you mean "nearby thai restaurants?" Oh yes thanks. Google is something which had revolutionized almost everything we do in someway. Remember Lycos and Ask Jeeves? No? You probably can't be arsed to Google them to see if they're still around can you? Google destroyed them, like it does with all its competition. It truly is a phenomenon. A technological modern day God. Hell, it is God. So who are we to argue with God. We are the frustrated disciples who are too stupid to even communicate with Google. We take this as an inconvenience. We insult God, sorry Google. How could it be so stupid? Looking back at some of your attempts at a search can be pretty embarrassing. You've probably put as little effort as possible into what you're writing because you know good old Google will just somehow know what you meant. When it doesn't, you tell it where to go. When Google turns into a living being, anthropomorphizing itself into a giant reptile, you'll wish you treat it with a bit more respect.