8 Haircuts Every Woman Will Get

4. The Red Peril

What Is It? This isn't a cut, per se. It's the decision to dye one's hair red. Any shade of red. Lucille Ball said that "Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead" and who are you to disagree with a broad of Lucille's caliber? According to the internet there is a shade of red for everybody and you're too busy to check whether they mean hair colour or lipstick shade or type of communism. Whose Fault Is This? Christina Hendricks and her entirely-unrelated-to-her-hair-colour-perfect-body. That time Willow was a vampire. The girl who sat in front of you in freshers English on whom you had a once-a-week crush. Jessica Chastain in ballgowns. Now What? It may be true that there is a shade of red that suits everyone but it's not the one you've chosen. Have you always looked this tired? And ill? Like, moments from death levels of ill? This will be tricky because it's going to look all weird and fadey but...you need to grow this out.