7. The Converser
This particular cretin will start conversations by themselves, usually only barely relating to the item theyre purchasing. Now my daughter has one of these and she once told me.... or Yeah my other one of these broke and I thought Id come in and.... Now hold on, excuse me, but where along this chain of interaction did we give the impression that we gave a flying, syrup-soaked cheese sandwich
why youre purchasing anything? Please just come in, be polite, keep the chatter to a minimum, and be on your merry way, safe in the knowledge that your resolute silence after the end of a transaction is like birds chirping in the mild-morning mist to us.