8 Problems With Being The New Person In The Office

6. You Want Me To Sit Where?

Being the new one, you will inevitably get given the worst desk in the office. The desk itself might be perfectly acceptable as a fully functioning desk, but its position will be the problem. In the darkest corner, where no natural light has ever been seen. Sat by someone who either insists on constantly having their personal fan or mini-heater on. Causing you to work in either Arctic or Rainforest conditions. And because you're new, you don't wish to be rude by asking them to turn it down (OFF!) You will probably also have the desk furthest away from the printer, the exit or the coffee. But conveniently right by the toilets.