2. Please Print That Out
The dreaded phrase 'please can you print that out and put it on my desk' - only brings up the fear of not even knowing where the printer is, let alone which printer to send it to. If you ask someone, possibly the befriended person sat opposite you where your document goes once you've pressed print they could do one of two things. 1 - point vaguely towards a distant area, which you can only wander off to aimlessly and hope for the best. Or 2 - they may take time out of their busy working day to walk you to the printer and make sure your document is printed hassle free. These are the people you really want to be sat around.