8 Stages Of Every Relationship As Told By Your Food

3. The Buffalo Chicken Sub Stage

If you survive The Chocolate Stage and become acclimated to each other, things get really comfortable between you two in the Buffalo Chicken Sub stage. You can eat a buffalo chicken sub and have little care for how scary your face looks when you take a large bite or how unattractive that drip of buffalo sauce is as it creeps down your chin. At this point in the relationship, you are totally farting in front of each other and checking each other's suspicious moles. If you're a girl, he's probably bought your tampons, and if you're a guy, she's probably popped your back zits. In this stage of the relationship, little is left to the imagination. The Buffalo Chicken Sub stage can be great since you are being true to yourself, but too much comfort can lead to boredom.