7. What Should I Do If I Get Bit?
Pray? Chop off the infected limb? Do a double somersault into a backflip? Any of these are as good as the other because if you've allowed a Zombie into your home or have been foolishly tricked into letting one bite you then you're going to die. And let's face it, you probably deserve to be turned into a smelly rotting corpse too. The only thing left to do is offer yourself up to another survivor as target practice.
8. What Do I Do When The Apocalypse Has Ended?
Well, the obvious thing to do once the threat has been removed or minimised is to begin the repopulation of the Earth. This is no easy task - are you up to it? We don't need to instruct you on how this process works but if you're really that dumb then just remember the talk you had with your parents back in the day - "When a man and a woman love each other very much they give each other a special cuddle ..." Understandably this part is more enjoyable for the male survivors. Women, you'll have to pop out a few dozen kids each minimum. You can handle that right? I think weve covered the basics. Just remember safety first. Dont make any stupid decisions and keep sudden movements to a minimum. Oh, and one last thing. WhatCulture! HQ is off limits in the event of a Zombie apocalypse. If you so much as look at our hideout we'll catch you in a net and use you as bait while a few of us make a run for the nearest GT News for supplies. Thats right. We're survival experts but we're the kind that have gone a bit crazy and you just cant figure out if we can be trusted. When theres no more room in Hell stay the Hell out of our way! Class dismissed.