Everyone will know this pain: the various texts and calls that keep coming almost a year after you broke up, and the polite conversation about his/her wellbeing that follows even though you really don't give a rat's rear-end. What's horrible about this one is that it's always either awkward discussions of what you've been up to, or full blown arguments about things that happened when you were going out. There is no middle ground. Then you see on Facebook that they have been talking to your mates as if you guys never broke up, which creeps you out immensely. Then they call when they're drunk. And that's just pointless. Please don't call here anymore.
