2. You're In A Lecture/Seminar
It's Monday morning, 9 AM. Why the hell is there a lecture scheduled for this time? It's a ridiculous notion, and the lecturers are deluded if they believe these seats will remain filled for the whole semester unless this time is rectified. No one is happy about being there, and there's a dead silence between gaps in your lecturers ongoing exposition about something, or something. It's probably really important, but you'll download the PowerPoint when you get in, after your nap. There's one of those gaps again. Your lecturer is moving onto the next slide, readying himself. Another student coughs, another shuffles in their seat. Then your phone rings. Oh no. All eyes on you, as you hurriedly try to yank it from within the depths of those tight pockets on your skinny jeans. The longer it takes you, the worst the situation becomes. Your peers are laughing, but your lecturer is definitely not. You finally manage to turn it off, but the damage has been done. You're staying back, and you feel very naughty and ashamed.