9 Superpowers Santa Claus Clearly Has

6. Creating Universal Portals

Portals I have no trouble believing that Santa and his elves are making such a large quantity of toys year round. It€™s no different from the corporations that churn out products in their factories day in and day out. The problem is that there€™s no way he can fit those presents into one sack. It would take a city to fill all of his deliveries. Now, most people are under the assumption that he has one of those bottomless sacks that are seen in video games and RPGs. Me, I have something a bit more scientific in mind: portals. Santa not only needs to safely store the presents, but also have easy access to them. That€™s where the portals come in. Santa just uses his powerful ability of opening a gateway to another universe. Once there, he refers to his organization system and finds the presents he needs to deliver. Once he finds them, he stuffs them into his sack and comes back to our world to deliver said presents. He needs to be careful which universe he keeps the presents in, however. As we€™ve seen in science fiction, many alternate universes contain alternative versions of us, which means that the Earth is just as crowded there as it is here. Santa needs to specifically find universe that are either abandoned or empty so that he can fill up as much space as he needs.
 
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Adam Holmes is a writer who loves a good story whether it's fact or fiction. When he's not day-dreaming about time travel, he's usually immersing himself in all things film, television and comic books. He hopes to one day break into the entertainment journalism industry. Yes, he is aware of his resemblance to Clark Kent and McLovin. Keep up on the latest geek news by following his articles at Unleash The Fanboy: http://www.unleashthefanboy.com/author/adam-holmes