9 Superpowers Santa Claus Clearly Has

4. Shrinking

This power is used for one purpose: getting into the house. Santa€™s a very hefty man (too many late night snacks), so it€™s doubtful that a normal sized fat man is capable of squeezing through a chimney. However, with the ability to decrease the size of his body, Santa can shrink down to a smaller size and jump down the chimney with ease. I should mention that anything he touches also shrinks, so that sack he€™s holding gets just as small. Once he€™s in the house, he grows back to regular size and sets out the presents. Also, if any of the houses he visits don€™t have chimneys, he just shrinks and fits through the tiny crack between the houses€™ front door and the ground. Problem solved. Wait, you ask, how does he get out of the house without anyone hearing him? Through a combination of two powers. He shrinks down again and uses his super-strength powered legs to jump through the chimney and back to the roof. If there€™s no chimney, he just shrinks down to go outside and then jumps to the roof. Either way, he grows back to normal size, gets back in the sleigh and continues his route.
 
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