9 World Leaders Jack Bauer Needs To Have A Word With

8. Kim Jong-Un - North Korea

A Young Leader Needs A Wake Up Call The 31 year-old leader of the world's most oppressive and most communist regime is long overdue for a wake-up call. Since taking over the reigns for his father, Kim Jong-un has only continued in his predecessor's wicked ways, from limiting public usage of the country's electricity, to his continued posturing on the world stage of military affairs. North Korea's full and honest nuclear and chemical weapon capabilities are still unclear, but rest assured they do not want the world to see them as weak, and they will continue to threaten their neighbors and the United States as they seem fit. Upon Jack's arrival to South Korea, he would immediately infiltrate North Korea, crossing the border at will (because he can). Not only would he cross the heavily guarded and militarised border without being noticed, he would then make his way into the capital city, and on into Jong-un's inner circle without so much as a shot fired, but with many a neck broken. We can't have a global incident on North Korean soil, kids. Topics of discussion would be sure to include locations of all the nuclear sites across the country, details of any chemical weapons programs, and the importance of improving the country's inner infrastructure so everyone has equal access to food, water, and electric. Preferred Interrogation Methods: A solid, bare-assed spanking, followed by a time-out. Then electrocution.