Disney Bachelorette: 10 Perfect Suitors For Frozen's Queen Elsa

4. John Smith (Pocahontas)

Residence: England. Occupation: Soldier. Height: 6'4". Hair colour: Really, really blonde. Eye colour: Blue. Hobbies and interests: Discovering new worlds; advocating for minority groups. Most embarrassing moment: Being shot by his boss. Last relationship: TMZ recently broke that two years into their relationship, John found out from Grandmother Willow that Pocahontas was singin' with all the voices of the mountains, if you know what I mean. You think you know someone... Why I'm perfect for Elsa: I'm liking this matchup. John Smith is attracted to strong, independent women. Check. He knows what it's like to feel different from those who he cares about. Check. He's interested in alternative cultures. Check. I approve of this already. I'm mildly concerned that Smith looks a lot like Anna's beau, Kristoff, but we'll cross that bridge if and when we come to it.
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Andrew Hunter is a Toronto-based freelance writer and Communications Consultant. Current Royal Roads University student, Seneca College and London School of Journalism alumni. He likes going to the gym, travelling, watching movies and he thinks his niece is pretty cool. He's also very active on Twitter @TheAndrewHunter.