Every Epic Rap Battles Of History Ranked

59. Abraham Lincoln Vs. Chuck Norris

Rappers: Peter (Lincoln) and Lloyd (Norris).

Dated, simple and too reliant on Chuck Norris gags, but still loads of fun. It doesn't quite live up to its immediate predecessor, Darth Vader Vs. Adolf Hitler, but it's another very enjoyable early battle, as well as a lovely hint of the heights this series would soon reach.

Best Line:

Abraham Lincoln: "I've read up on your facts, you cure cancer with your tears? / Well tell me Chuck, how come you never sat down and cried on your career?"

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