Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work
3. Make Sure Your Date Knows That Condoms Are Lame
Contraception is not your problem. Make sure your date knows that she needs to get that whole thing sorted out because condoms bum you out and she doesn't really have a choice in the matter. Remember, you eradicated her free will and decision making abilities a while ago. All in the name of seduction, my friends.
"I hate wearing these things." He grumbles. He holds up the condom, then puts it on the floor, and slips on his jeans. "You need to sort out some kind of contraception."
Ugh, if only he demanded that she make him a sandwich, then that would be a perfect moment. To be clear, contraception is EVERYONE's problem.
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Contraception is not your problem. Make sure your date knows that she needs to get that whole thing sorted out because condoms bum you out and she doesn't really have a choice in the matter. Remember, you eradicated her free will and decision making abilities a while ago. All in the name of seduction, my friends.