20 Problems Only Pizza Delivery Drivers Will Understand

8. Dealing With Drunkards

You've reached the final leg of your weekend shift and the drunks have come in for their customary home time takeaway. Cue a load of slurred words, idle chit chat and things that you generally don't want to be dealing with. You might be so fortunate that one of them might jump over the counter and make a mockery of the cooks hard work or spew all over the floor. You lucky so and so...