10 Reasons Why Liverpool Fans Are Jealous Of Everton

1. Roberto Martinez€™s Dance Moves

Forget every other reason on this list, and forget the 4,729 reasons Everton fans are envious of Liverpool - this alone hands the ultimate bragging rights to the Blue half of Merseyside. A video of Toffees boss Roberto Martinez cutting some shapes at a Jason Derulo concert recently went viral, and by the footballing gods can he move! Jurgen Klopp has hipster cred, but he€™d be a fool to take on Martinez in a dance off. Moreover, old Bobby insist that he has even better moves than the ones on show in the viral footage. His side may be languishing in the bottom half of the Premier League, but his dance floor skills are Champions League quality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS0HZ6WjFU8 Why else should Liverpool fans be jealous of Everton fans? Share your assessments below in the comments thread.
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