10 Things We Learned From The English Premier League Football Weekend (15-17 September 2017)
7. The Rafalution Continues
(In which supporter bias may bleed through the thin veneer of objective analysis).
Rafael Benítez Maudes is the most perfect creature commanding the technical area of this fair planet. His newly-promoted Newcastle United side is an austere, pacy, counter-attacking machine - and when the Ironborn defensive warriors of the back four ship a goal, they demonstrate the wherewithal and spirit of the Night's Watch to recover from the waves of attack.
Clearing the fog of delusion, elements of an uplifting performance were undermined by the odd concern. Joselu is only an update on the profligate Aleksandar Mitrović in that he isn't likely to steer an elbow into somebody's skull every other game. Isaac Hayden at times seemed overawed by the relentless PL pace, picking up his second successive yellow card with an involuntary, ill-timed lunge. Captain Fantastic Jamaal Lascelles, top scorer, is a centre half.
Still, this was a proper, battling home performance masterminded by a manager of incredible technical nous and a playing staff better than most - even their own supporters - initially marked them as.