15 Things Only Basketball Players Will Understand

5. Pretending You Understand The Next Play

You've finally located your water bottle during the break in play, but now you've missed half of the coach's instructions. You glance at his clipboard, only to see a labyrinth of arrows, squiggles and circles. Here's a hint: one of the circles is supposed to be you. Probably. Enjoy being screamed at after inevitably giving away the next basket for free.