Most English secondary schools will have no more than a handful of people who can seriously play basketball, which makes you think you're an untouchable god during PE sessions. Like playing a computer game on its easiest setting, you'll find yourself slicing through the defence at will, breaking ankles with the simplest of crossovers, and dropping Kobe Bryant numbers on a weekly basis. Most of your classmates won't want to play with you again, and everyone but you will rejoice when football weather comes around again.