15 Things Only Basketball Players Will Understand

12. All The Gear, No Idea

Every team has somebody like this. They turn up to their first training session completely kitted out: armbands, wristbands, headbands, shooting sleeves, and a ludicrous collection of replica jerseys. Then they receive the ball at the top of the arc and launch a hopeless air ball. They have an almost impressive knack for dribbling the ball off their own feet, play precisely zero defence, and never pass the rock.